This is that age old
When ladies light candles
This is for every Jew,
All the Jews: Orthodox to Reform
We restin’, digestin’; we keeping the Fourth Commandment
Got his kippah on, turned off his phone
Cuz he knows that it’s the holiest event
It’s Shabbat (hooray!)
Best part of the week, my favorite day
It’s Shabbat (hooray!)
Going to synagogue, it’s time to pray
It’s Shabbat (hooray!)
Let’s all drink wine, the Manischewitz way
It’s Shabbat (hooray!)
Get ready soon, ’cause the sun’s going down
Like that challah, do ya? (oooh)
Like that challah, do ya? (oooh)
Like that challah, do ya? (oooh)
Well only kiddush’s gonna give it to ya
Only kiddush’s gonna give it to ya
Only kiddush’s gonna give it to ya
From Friday light to Saturday night, the one and only, Shabbat (woo!)
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
Chai, chai, chai, oy!
No less than 18 minutes
We light the candles, get holy with it
Take a sip, pass the cup
Delicious food is comin’ up!
We’ve got first meal, second meal,
Third meal, and havdalah
Got on my best clothes, off to read Torah prose
And yes, I braided my own challah
It’s Shabbat (hooray!)
Best part of the week, my favorite day
It’s Shabbat (hooray!)
Going to synagogue, it’s time to pray
It’s Shabbat (hooray!)
Let’s all drink wine, the Manischewitz way
It’s Shabbat (hooray!)
Get ready soon, ’cause the sun’s going down
Like that challah, do ya? (oooh)
Like that challah, do ya? (oooh)
Like that challah, do ya? (oooh)
Well only kiddush’s gonna give it to ya
Only kiddush’s gonna give it to ya
Only kiddush’s gonna give it to ya
From candle light to Saturday night, the one and only, Shabbat (woo!)
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
Chai, chai, chai, oy!
After you eat
Don’t forget to say a lil’ somethin’
Bentsch it, bentsch it up, eat then bentsch it up
Bir-kat Ha’Mazon, Birkat Ha’Mazon
I said Bir-kat Ha’Mazon, right after you eat up
Bentsch it, bentsch it up, eat then bentsch it up
Yala! Rest
Make time for it
If you’ve got wine, then pour it
If you prefer grape juice, then own it
Elevate your spirit, come and soar it
Yala! Rest
Make time for it
If you’ve got wine, then pour it
From candle light to Saturday night, the one and only, Shabbat (woo!)
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
The one and only Shabbat!
Chai, chai, chai, oy!
Original: “Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
This hit
That ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer
That white gold
This one, for them hood girls
Them good girls
Straight masterpieces
Stylin’, while in
Livin’ it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself I’m so pretty
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad ’bout that money
Break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio! Get the stretch!
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon’ show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot damn) (hot damn)
Bitch, say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad ’bout that money
Break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Before we leave
Imma tell y’all a lil’ something
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
I said Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy than flaunt it
If you freaky than own it
Don’t brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy than flaunt it
Well it’s Saturday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up
Source: Direct Lyrics
